What bird disrupted Hastings rail services?
“Rail line blocked after train hit a bird: The coastal railway line was blocked on Wednesday after a train hit a bird... No trains ran between Lewes and Brighton stations, which had a knock-on effect causing disruption to Eastbourne and Hastings services...” (Hastings & Rye Observer, July 12)
An extraordinary and baffling incident, the railway spokesman’s dry official report leaving your readers with too many unanswered questions: we deserve to be told what sort of bird – an ostrich or a wren, or what?
And exactly how did its demise cause so much mind-boggling disruption?
Do please tell us more!