I would like to return the compliment

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COULD I politely request that the person or persons, who are very thoughtful and regularly take the time to leave a pool of their very own home-made urine on my doorstep in the High Street, next time pop a note through the door while they are undertaking this honour, with their address on it?

This way, I may be able to return the compliment.

Alternatively, a contribution towards my spiralling bleach costs would be appreciated.

Greg Burt,

Albert Terrace, High Street